I love silly articles like this. Especially when they turn out to be accurate. For instance, when I first started reading this, I sort of misinterpreted what they meant by “All of the toes are arranged in a straight line.” If I kept reading attentively, I would have seen that the straight line was in a 45 degree angle. (like the first foot on the second row above). This actually describes my foot type. Instead, I thought they meant straight across, and all toes the same length—my husband’s foot type. I read the descriptor and thought, “HA! That sounds like me, not Matt!”
Then I got to the Square Foot type and realized, that was describing my husband’s foot accurately. And also, describing my husband accurately. Funny! Anyway, have fun with it!